A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
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