Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
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Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases."
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...
Dhoke-Baaz:-D
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
.
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
.
Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
.
3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
.
5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
.
New pattern Farwad to all teachers.
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases."
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...
Dhoke-Baaz:-D
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
.
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
.
Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
.
3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
.
5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
.
New pattern Farwad to all teachers.
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