Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!
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Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!
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Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
Sprite Pio.,
Coke Pio.,
7'up Pio.,
Marinda Pio.,
Pani Pio.,
Aur Pio.,
Pio,
Pio,
Q k
Mera kuch nai jaye ga.,
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APKA hi rooza toote ga :-D
a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
Wife: i hate that beggar.
Husband: y?
Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book '' how to cook'' !!
a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.
MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=
yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..
Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042
Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"
So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!
.
Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!
Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
.
.
.
.
….
.
.
.
Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
Sprite Pio.,
Coke Pio.,
7'up Pio.,
Marinda Pio.,
Pani Pio.,
Aur Pio.,
Pio,
Pio,
Q k
Mera kuch nai jaye ga.,
.
APKA hi rooza toote ga :-D
a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
Wife: i hate that beggar.
Husband: y?
Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book '' how to cook'' !!
a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.
MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=
yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..
Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042
Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"
So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.
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